so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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