This is the prime rib incident all over again
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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