a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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