I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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