at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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