Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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