"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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