their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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