How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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