Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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