fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
