I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
