Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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