Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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