hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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