Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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