once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
And then he peed in my hair
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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