I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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