She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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