Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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