What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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