brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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