will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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