How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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