I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
