But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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