with your own penis?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize