Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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