You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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