that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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