she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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