bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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