This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
What a dumb baby whore.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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