About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize