You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
