If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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