Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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