why didn't you poke me back
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I could fuck to npr.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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