Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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