We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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