very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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