In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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