Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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