Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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