I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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