So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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