I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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