Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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