glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I am spending my child support on dildos
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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