who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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