I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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