Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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