he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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