My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
dude. I can hear the air.
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